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The Turd Nerd LLC

COMMERCIAL Services

Dog Waste
Management

Dog doo piling up around your property? Get a free pet waste management plan for your HOA, apartment complex, or commercial site – we scoop; your community relaxes.

Look no further

How it works

1. Assess & Plan

We walk your property, map the high-traffic and problem areas, and build a service plan sized to your grounds, foot traffic, and budget.

2. Thorough Cleanup

Our crew scoops every common area, walkway, and green space, then bags and hauls the waste away — no trace, no odor, no excuses.

3. Ongoing Maintenance

We come back on a set schedule so your property stays consistently clean, sanitary, and complaint-free all year long.

We typically Work With

Who We Serve

We provide professional pet waste management for a variety of commercial properties, ensuring clean, safe, and welcoming outdoor spaces.

Cities & Municipalities

Keep parks, trails, and public green spaces clean and welcoming for residents and visitors, with dependable scheduled service and waste-station upkeep.

Apartment Communities

Spotless shared lawns, dog runs, and walkways keep tenants happy and make your grounds a great first impression on every tour.

Homeowners Associations

Protect property values and keep neighbors smiling with reliable, community-wide pet waste management your board can count on.

THE TURD NERD DIFFERENCE

Cleaner Grounds, Fewer Complaints

Managing pet waste across a commercial property is a full-time headache – overflowing stations, resident complaints, health concerns, and a mess that never quits.

The Turd Nerd takes it off your plate completely with dependable, fully insured service tailored to properties of any size.

  • Flexible scheduling – daily, weekly, or custom routes built around your property
  • Fully insured, uniformed crews with detailed service reporting
  • Equipment sanitized between every property to keep your grounds safe
Reviews

Our Reviewers are Raving

Hear from others like you who were tired of the mess, odor and hassle of dealing with dog waste the old-fashioned way.

"Honestly the best money I spend each month. The team shows up like clockwork, the yard is always spotless, and I haven't stepped in a single surprise since I signed up. Worth every dollar."
— Marcus Delgado, Dog Dad of 2
"We have two big dogs and a tiny backyard, so it got out of hand fast. Now it's handled before we even notice. My kids can actually play outside again."
— Tyler Brennan, Busy Parent
"Managing an apartment community means a lot of dogs and a lot of mess. The Turd Nerd keeps our common areas clean and our residents happy. Professional, punctual, and zero excuses."
— Priya Sharma, Property Manager
We Scoop. You Relax.

Free Consultation

Tell us about your property and we’ll build a free, no-obligation pet waste management plan sized to your needs. Fill out the form below and our team will be in touch within one business day.

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